I'd much rather be beaten than have to read the Shepherd Express.

good for him. too often the male is automatically guilty in domestic issues like this. i hope the woman gets 90 days. re-think her life and actions a bit more through. I agree with Greg too. I wish the Man a happy retirement from her LOL

One of many examples why marriage isn't a good idea. You either want to be free or you want to be a slave to another person.

Damn. Not only do I like onions, I like red and green bell peppers.
That could be really punishable if you're married to a nut case.

Yeah Mike, like this is an example of a healthy marriage.

I heard he had a motor trend and sports illustrated tucked away till the Warden went to sleep.

yea...she is out there..sounds like a potential wee wee chopper..good thing she didn't catch him with real porn..she would have really lost it

Sounds like an article from the Onion. Can't make this stuff up, apparently.

Sounds like she was ticked that she didn't find what she was really looking for in his trunk, like panties or condoms or a bong, so when she found The Onion and the Shepherd, she figured, "Close enough." Silly woman--everyone knows the good stuff isn't in a man's trunk, it's on his phone!

"Junk on the phone" just isn't that catchy, though.

wow

the white females in the fem "studies" dept used to always tell us that only men committed DV. I'm just floored. I wonder what else they're lying about?

Um, maybe he was looking for coupons to clip....lol...just sayin

Dear Menomonee Falls Patch - I respectfully request that you remove the sexist and misogynistic comments that you have so far allowed to be posted on this article.

Comments are better than the article. Poor guy - how did he know his wife should have taken her chocolate pills that day and didn't? She probably would have allowed a Penthouse or Hustler ... but the Onion? That's grounds for divorce! From common sense!

This was a case of menopausal inadequacy. She can't get it up and was jealous of hubby's apparent turn-on by pseudo porn rags. The self-inflicted beating-up smacks(ouch) of vindictive auto flagellation. What a state people get into, no wonder I prefer animals.

The Onion is porno? I will never look at the Onion in the same way. She would be in jail on murder charges if he had been reading Song of Solomon.

Wow, guys - bitter much?
Thanks for grouping us all into the stereotypical crazy women.

maybe appreciate is the wrong word; men recognize and loathe the lunacy and psychopathy of the american female. It would be a good thing if they died off. Marrying foreign women might help

hi Mike Knight

you are a perceptive guy. I don't think american men quite realize how bad they have it until they travel abroad and see how men are treated in other lands; it is a shock to the system to have attractive women treat you well if you treat them well (rarely happens in America). I would urge any young man to NEVER marry an american female; shoot them if you must, but never marry one (they will be prove to be a cancer in your life and will drain it of joy and happiness because that's what they do). Mike, I have heard so many horror stories of what good men endured in dysfunctional marriages; it is heart-breaking because these guys tried to do the right thing and were ruined for it (if it can happen to the good guys, it can happen to all of us). NEVER let an american (white) female be the mother of your children; she'll use them to get to you and will sh at all over both.

A wise man once said, "The only constant thing in all your dissatisfying relationships is YOU". If every woman you've ever had a relationship with has treated you like crap, you might need to consider the possibility that maybe, just maybe, the real problem is that you're an annoying twit.

Love is blind. There are equally as many psycho men as women - Men who cheat with anyone who comes along, want to control or possess their spouses or girlfriends to the point that they kidnap them, beat them, torture them, harass them, and on and on. Women who manipulate, cheat, lie, and do devious things to men. One cannot prove that it is more one sex or the other - It is just a matter of sane or crazy....emotionally mature or immature... I left my husband because he was verbally abusive and repressively controlling. My son left his wife because she constantly cheated, lied, verbally abused him (borderline personality disorder we suspect). This story highlights one dysfunctional relationship - there are a million of them out there - this is just one of them.

Well, I've been around the block several times and there are equal numbers of psycho men as well. As far as the institution of marriage being antiquated, I believe that people in this day and age don't understand compassion, compromise and sacrifice. God helps us if any of you ever marry.
I have a wonderful man that I am 'shacking' up with. Do I believe in marriage? Absolutely. But you guys sound like you are either not taking the time to get to know someone, or just scraping the bottom of the barrel.
I'm just floored at these comments.

women commit most of the violent acts against children, initiate most divorce proceedings, our sons have skyrocketing suicide rates and are underperforming academically (probably because they have to listen to feminist sociopaths in the classroom attack all things male during their critical formative years) and you're whining about a few good men telling it like it is on these forums. Grow up, lady; if you saw yourself through the eyes of a man, you'd understand why more and more men are dating women from other parts of the world.

Christina Hoff Sommers wrote a book, The War against Boys, a little more than a decade ago which sums up what is happening to our sons in our gynocentric society; W.D. Draves has another great work that looks at what the education system does to our sons - not that nanc cares, because she's a gender feminist all the way. here's the link to the Draves article:

Draves, W.A. `Why boys underperform in school.`` http://www.williamdraves.com/works/boys.htm

North American Caucasian women are the biggest pigs on the planet; I fervently hope that they stop breeding or that the caliphate takes care of them (the former is more likely than the latter, though).

people need to grab a clue or buy a vowel when it comes to women in this culture; I would advocate shipping them to south africa, en masse, but that will be costly. In any case, we do need to address the white female problem in our society because the people driving the inquisition against our boys in the education system, in the law courts, and in academia, are overwhelmingly white females.

look at the social and economic statistics, Biffa Bacon; there is a pogram being waged against our sons by a certain group. Don't take my word for it; the statistics are all around you

No need to resort to name calling Jethro.
How presumptuous of you to call me a gender feminist. You have no idea who I am, what I believe in of how I treat people in my life. But, I'm not going to defend myself to you.

Statistics can be skewed to fit any opinion.

Your parents must be proud.

you indicate that you want to keep the conversation above-board and then you bring my family into it; that is pig behavior in my opinion. Also, feminists have been skewing statistics for decades as part of their campaign against men and young male children - and you evidently had no problem with that practice, did you? Truth is, this culture treats our sons abysmally and penalizes them for being little boys; I submit that women like you are part of the problem because women like you refuse to see yourself as perpetrators and as part of the elite.

Any your behavior and insulting me personally is being above board? I didn't insult your family.
What happened to make YOU so bitter. Not stats, not reports, but personal experience shapes the person.

I hope you find peace.

One thing you quickly learn with women is that, when they are challenged with facts, they immediately try to divert attention to the character of the person revealing those facts; you couldn't rebut my assertions, so you automatically inveighed against my person. Truth is, women like you are sociopaths, liars and cowards; everyone and his dog knows that this culture is very anti-male, but womyn like you - god help the child if you are a mother - keep denying what is transpiring against our sons because that would reveal your own duplicity and complicity. here are some links which show the phenomena of female-initiated child abuse against children; rape fraud directed at men; and female-initiated spousal abuse/domestic violence. Evidently, it's sexist and misogynistic to point out the hypocrisy and destructive nature of the american (white) female. Well, here's some misogyny for you.

Violence against chldren by women: Mothers Are the Champion Child Abusers
http://thenononsenseman.com/nonsense/child-abuse/

evidence of wide-spread rape fraud in American society:

http://whatmenthinkofwomen.blogspot.ca/2011/08/rape-fraud-new-epidemic.html

and, evidence of female-initiated domestic violence:

http://www.csulb.edu/~mfiebert/assault.htm

there are loads and loads of statistics supporting everything I am saying; please get into a spitting match with me, Nanc; I'll bury you with the truth.

Pig

The guy was looking for men for men....again after promise after promise. Of course he wouldn't tell the MF police that now would he. He gave her some pay back for getting caught over and over and over.....she's crazy alright.....for staying and believing a man that has a split personality....he must have beat the crap out of her and was afraid SHE would call the police....again....aren't they legally separated and he promised in court to get help ......what...don't you "people" check up on anything and of course you believe everything the police say....riiiiggghhttt...especially in MF

statistics are someone's facts and then someone else gets more facts and changes the statistics. statistics prove that the onion used this story for it's own publicity trashing a family without checking history or truth...facts are not necessarily truth. wasn't that man in a head-on car crash and his wife and family took care of him. i heard she didn't even know he was gay and his family blame her for finding out.....now that is weird. remember fellow men.....always blame the women, just distort- and everyone will believe you.....of course we all know women are insane! Even your kids will believe you.

He's lucky she didn't catch him reading the MF Patch .